How to handle difficult flatmates

Moving into a new flat comes with a slew of questions. Most important? Finding the right squad to share your space. While your besties may be crack up in the halls, the perfect flattie is chock full of qualities that aren’t so obvious. Here’s who to avoid and how to deal with them if you can't.

Post-it Patrick

Post-it Patrick is never around, but his pass-agg ‘reminders’ are stuck on everything – from your toaster to your cat. Avoid post-it pettiness by setting up a flat group chat on apps like Messenger or WhatsApp. That way, you can keep communication calm, cool and collected. And if not, at least there’s emojis.

Oblivious Olivia

Oblivious Olivia just can’t take a hint. It’s bad enough that she helps herself to your pantry without asking. But hijacking your alone time with an impromptu guitar sesh? It’s too much. For peace of mind, set some ground rules with your flatties. Start with mutual respect and good things will follow.

Spendy Sam

It seemed like a good idea to put Spendy Sam in charge of the flat finances. After all, his dad is an accountant. But bills just aren’t adding up – and since when is toilet paper $30? Make sure everyone’s on top of expenses by opening a flat account with  an EFTPOS card. Money in, money out, everyone wins.

Too lit Lauren

Remember sleep? Too lit Lauren doesn’t. Sure, she was always the ‘fun one’ in the halls. But lately it sounds like all of K-Road is partying in your living room. To avoid neighbours knocking and flatties talking, give everyone a heads up before a big night. Missed sleep and classes are no joke.

Pigsty Pete

You knew Pigsty Pete grew up on a farm, so you expected a can-do attitude. Instead, you got mud stains in the hall, dirty dishes and mouldy food in the fridge. Solve it with a cleaning roster, so everyone stays accountable for the space. As for dishes? Cut the excuses and just get ‘em done.